There was an old man named George Bush,
Who really hurt badly his tush.
Evicted one day,
He happened to say,
"Leave me alone with Mr.Snush"(the teddy bear).

I didn't Know Bush was an actor!

Oilmember

George Bush goes to kindergarten.

*sigh* BUSH, HOLD THE BOOK RIGHT!

An Explanation of the War.

Oh, I see NOW why we're at war. Isn't it obvious?